Professor McGonagall: Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: You called her a liar?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: You told her He Who Must Not Be Named is back?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: Have a biscuit, Potter.

buhriancorey:

pulchritudinous-adoration:

buhriancorey:

Do you ever stop and think

my penis has the power to create life

cause I just did

It’s your ball sacks, Hun. Not your penis

thank you so much for letting me know i had no idea. fuck outta here with your vagina.

one time in grade 11 i was at this party and this guy was so drunk and he was like “omg i can’t even TASTE the vodka anymore” and that’s because after the first vodka shot people were giving him shots of water so basically he was just pathetic and sober and a bad actor

today i had a really positive experience with mental health counselling. i went to a counsellor and when she said “i know this is cliché, but what can i do for you?” i replied “i’m here for a mental health check up, does that make sense?” and she smiled. i think it’s so great that some people dedicate their lives to the wellness of others. people often think that doctors make people feel better, or people working with global development make people feel better, but i think therapists are often overlooked. they make peoples’s minds better - and helping someone figure out their brain is difficult i would think.